Heard yesterday on TV “The nights are hard . . .” . This is from a person on the street in NYC. Not a homeless person, not a person who can’t afford a roof over his head. No, this guy is camping out, outside Apple Stores, as are many others to buy a new iPhone.
New age Nuttiness ? CNN calls them the “Faithful”.
Please to read, no. It’s hilarious and I think it can also be safely filed under my “Dumb things people do” tag.
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I’m at the doctor for allergies. She takes a look at my stuffed up nose, ears, and insides as well as she can. Then she writes me a prescription.
She : “Take one everyday”.
Me : “For the rest of my life ?”
She looks at me like I’m an oddity from outer space “Yes.”
I haven’t taken a single one.
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As I walk, my denim skirt whips around my legs and makes this cracking sound, with every stride. Much as I love it and the stretch denim – it’s super-comfortable, fits beautifully and makes me look about 10 pounds lighter, (this is where I love technology) the circumference of the skirt is way too small. I have to shorten my stride to walk in this without falling over – annoying. Are women supposed to walk in small strides ? What next – 6” inch heels which also contrive to prevent foot growth ?