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Cult of Bad Mama – Part 2

Written By: amodini - Jul• 20•07

There are some words you read written in pithy little essays, and you think “Aww -this is for effect only”. “The author is exaggerating” or “What baloney” etc. Words like “ripping pain”. Words like “the most beautiful”. Word like “angelic”. But they really are true. When they describe labor pain – ripping pain – it really is that kind of pain. When they describe newborns, they really are like that – “the most beautiful”, “angelic”. Me, I’m no overly sentimental girl. I don’t gush over babies, even now. I don’t coochie-coo to random kids. I have no overt “motherly” instinct (who said it’s inborn ?). But when you see your kid, and I don’t mean see them when you’re exhausted from labor, and don’t have the strength to breathe, I mean when you really see them – it’s incredible, and that’s putting it mildly. When I saw my daugther, I thought my kid ! WHOOPEE ! The one I’ve been harboring in my tummy these past months, a little part of me, getting food though my body, every breath I took she breathed. Look at her ! The little fingers, the absolutely exquisite nails, the curve of her stubby nose, her chin – mine, the complete loveliness of her face !

I mean, you love your kid to bits, don’t ya ? If the kid needed my blood, you could plug a hose directly into my veins and drain me of all blood, couldn’t ya ? And would I whimper ? I think not. But, oh man ! The “good mother” guilt. It’s like with the IV they put into me at childbirth time, they also dosed me with a super large helping of guilt. It’s not enough that you be a Mom, you’d better me the best there ever is. And what is a good mother ? I present to you the holy commandments of Good Motherhood :

1. Thou shalt not use Huggies/Pampers/paper diapers.

2. Thy baby shall never know a pacifier.

3. Thou must breastfeed until the baby is ready to leave for college or has reached adulthood, whichever comes first (it’s like a car warranty).

4. Thou must hand-prepare all of baby’s food. Using pre-packaged food, is a SIN.

5. Thou must present an ever-smiling countenance, even when sleep-deprived and exhausted. To express even the slightest bit of discomfort is an EVEN BIGGER SIN.

These are the basic 5. Please feel free to add others.

Gimme a break, folks. When my mother landed in the USA, for my baby’s birth, she brought with her a dozen or more cloth triangles, in cute baby colors – pink, lemon yellow, blue. Ignorant me, I had no clue what they were. When I realized they were cloth diapers, we laughed over the cutesy colors. My Mom is a big proponent of Commandment #1. Needless to say, after the first few days, after cleaning up lots of black-looking poop, and washing innumerable cloth diapers, neither my husband nor I were quite as excited about them.

I have had a long-standing battle with pacifiers. For the uninitiated, these are devices which soothe a baby and are made possible by advancements in moulded plastic (or whatever – I don’t give a hoot, they are there, aren’t they ?). With my first kid, I wrung my hands and agonized over whether I should or should not – disapproving folk told me they would effect tooth development. To make a long story short, I caved. And bought pacifiers. Lots of them. Even now, with my kids beyond that stage, I routinely find pacifiers under sofa cushions and under beds.

Pacifiers however, have a technical design flaw. Babies can spit them out. And lose them. And then they’ll bawl their eyes out. With my second kid, greater wisdom and all, we got the kid a pacifier holder, which is a string thing with a clip at one end, and a pacifier at the other. The clip neatly attaches to baby’s clothing, so that once spit out, the pacifier can’t go very far. I mean, I love the internet and all, but then I loved these pacifier attachment thingies even more.

It’s not like I have a problem with the above commandments (except that they’re insane) – you want to breastfeed your kid until the kid is old enough to come tapping on your mammary glands in public, whenever they need nutrition (I’ve seen it happen) – go ahead. More power to you. But don’t expect me to do the same. And don’t tell me what’s good for my baby. I know.

Of course, if you violate any of the above Commandments, you get the Scarlet M – the dreaded BAD MOTHER tag. It looms large, it’s everywhere. It’s there when you mention that you went back to work really quick, and the kid’s went to a sitter. It’s there when you mention that the kid’s watch their movie when you watch yours. It’s there when you decide you want time to read a book, a little me-only time. It’s there when you admit (even to yourself) that you need more stimulation than just baby-talk all day. It’s there when you want to speak your mind, and tell them just how you feel. The Fear of Being Called a Bad Mother is at the #3 slot – you know, right after the fear of cancer and fear of public speaking .

When I became a Mom, I had no clue what to do. I was afraid of holding my daughter lest I injure her fragile neck, and the gap in the cranium freaked me out. Like what, they have a hole in the skull ? What if we nitwit parents can’t handle her properly ? Anyway, beyond those first few days, you begin to realise that poop does not smell like rose-petals (we each had mapped the day into diaper-changing turns). My Mom, when she noticed us wrinkling our noses at the smell, said it’d get worse as the baby ate more solid food. I thought, at the time, that that was quite an unnecessary piece of information, although she couldn’t stop laughing

Anyway, what it boils down to is that when the kids are not pooping, they generally like watching SpongeBob, give kisses unasked, and smell like GOODNESS. The very pure variety.

Cult of Bad Mama – Part 1, here.

Cult of Bad Mama – Part 1

Written By: amodini - Jul• 20•07

I’m laughing out loud reading this post, because it’s what I’ve always thought reading and hearing these tales of the sacrificing mother. What perfect rant material ! I mean, let’s face it – I’m no Nirupa Roy. Anyone remember her ? The white-sari clad, ever suffering, bent over a choolah, self-sacrificing mom there ever was (in Bollywood). Think of the most motherly mother you know, and Nirupa Roy could motherly mother her by a ton ! I mean, I’m not dissing her or anything. She’s got her choolah, I have my microwave – and what can one do about advancing technology ?

I’m not an earth mother types either. But the earth mother variety bothers me the least What worries is the abundance and the growth in the numbers of the “Superwoman and Mother” – the kind who’s driving hard negotiations with an important customer in Germany on the phone, wiping screaming baby’s bottom with one hand, and cooking a 7 course meal with the other. And smiling. And seriously this phenomenon wouldn’t bother me in the least if these women were located geographically halfway across he world. No, they happen to be neighbors, friends, close associates who come and extol their accomplishments before yours truly and in the same breath manage to praise their mothers-in-law and worry about the little time hubby dearest gets to devote to cricket watching. You can imagine my angst.

I’m not a SuperMom – I’m a plain old Mom, and as cheesy as it sounds, I am the 100% unadulterated love-incarnate types. As you are. And you. And you too. Aren’t all moms ? Let’s not sell ourselves short. I don’t have to blog about milk and poo-poo and pee-pee worries (am I glad my kids are potty trained now, whew !) but that doesn’t mean I didn’t worry about it. You would too, if you were the one doing the washing-up.

And while we are fessing up, let’s break a few myths. Cliched but true – Motherhood is hard (fatherhood is too). There are no easy routes to it – and that’s from me, who’s barely started her journey. I mean, labor is hard. If you listen to desi women (women like my Mom, mom-in-law, sister-in-laws, friends) who almost all delivered without epidurals, labor is labor – it’s painful but it’s pain you gotta take. I haven’t actually received any reasonable replies about why it makes sense to avoid pain if you can. Apparently in India nobody ever thinks of an epidural (What woman – can’t take a day or two of pain that’ll totally rip you apart ? You wimp !) whereas in the US it’s the norm – they will routinely ask whether you want an epidural, and no aspersions cast on your wimpishness.

I mean, you’re going to have a baby – you’ve gone through 9 months of carrying around baby in your tummy, probably endured morning-bloody-sickness (how well put, Ammani !), gone through various tests which involve sticking a sundry number of needles in your arms and god knows where else, you’ve gotten into the dreaded OBGYN’s stirrups about a hazaar times, and now you’re lying on the triage table with your legs way up and about half the ward peering up your vagina. Plus you face the prospect of painful labor, complications at birth, and if all that goes well, a scrawny little infant (trust me they all look scrawny at the time – all except mine) who’ll be bawling for milk every hour regardless of night or day, and silvery stretch marks on your body which won’t go way no matter what they say on TV, and a body which looks like it’s still pregnant and won’t fit into those pre-pregnancy clothes. You can’t be a wimp now, can you ?

That’s why it amazes me when I meet a woman who wants to go un-medicated during labor. There can be many reasons, the woman wishes to go “organic” (prospective earth-mother ?), or the reason which nauseates me – that the husband or mom-in-law wish her to remain without a pain-saving device. Then there is martyrdom – are there less painful ways to be a martyr -I‘ll take them. It would make sense to me, if my writhing in pain would make the baby more beautiful/handsome, ensure a high IQ, or even make the baby potty-trained at birth. It won’t. And believe me, by the time you reach labor’s crescendo, and the contractions are way up there, how you’ll wish that you had taken something to shut out the pain. After my first experience, I made sure I got the epidural the second time around. It’s actually quite miraculous, one moment you see and feel, and scream out the contraction – there was a little graphing device attached to the bed, which mapped out the intensity of the contraction – it’s like the top-half of a sine curve, and quite interesting to see if you aren’t otherwise engaged – and the next you still see the contraction on the graph, but you don’t feel a thing. I’m like – WOW ! Then, I was ready to write paeans and odes in praise of the epidural. (Disclaimer – this doesn’t mean an epidural is right for you – consult with your doctor, etc.)

The two days I spent in the hospital post-labor, was made better by the fact that the baby looked and slept like an angel, the hospital food included delicious pizza (catered from a nearby, extremely well-known hotel), I was finally able to go back to caffeinated drinks like Diet Coke, and could actually sleep on my tummy.

Cult of Bad Mama – Part 2, here.

Little Miss Sunshine

Written By: amodini - Jul• 13•07

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This is not your average “feel-good” film. It includes, among it’s cast an unsuccessful father (Greg Kinnear) who’s selling the “how to succeed” mantra, a depressive uncle (Steve Carell) who’s tried to commit suicide, a grandfather (Alan Arkin) who’s into drugs and foul language, and a self-willed-mute brother (Paul Dano) who hates everyone and is, to put it politely, an odd fish. The only sane character in this film is the mother figure, Sheryl (Toni Collette), who’s pulling together the whole family and helping this bunch of characters stay afloat. An odd combination for a comedy. No slapstick, no story to lend itself to humor, this is a dark satire, and the “funny” parts come in through the incongruity of the characters thrown together, and the situations they come across. I’ve been told humor is everywhere, but this film really finds it.

The main protagonist here, is Olive, played by Abigail Breslin. A kid in this house of odd people, she’s a normal little girl, with normal little-girl feelings and fears. When she’s selected as a contender for the “Little Miss Sunshine” beauty pageant she’s delighted, but the Mom despairs at ever being able to make it to the event. But one by one, the family members get on board, and decide to drive down together to Redondo Beach in an old beat-up van.

The movie progresses along with the journey. We get little asides into the lives of each person on board the van – the father figure Richard, is an unsuccessful motivational speaker on the brink of getting a book deal, the grandfather has been thrown out of his old-age home for bad behavior, and is prone to complaining about the food, and giving unseemly advice to his grandson. The grandson has taken a vow of silence until he reaches his goal – entrance into the Air Force Academy. Olive, who is loved by everyone (thankfully) is quite a sweet, normal little girl, bent upon winning the pageant with the talent routine her grand-father has taught her. The mother is just hanging in there fire-fighting.

They do reach their destination after a series of mishaps – the van acts up, a dead body comes into play – and Olive gets her shot at becoming “Little Miss Sunshine” despite an anal event organizer. Even though I’m appalled at the beauty pageant as it is shown – little girls all primped and coiffed – I’m not sure I’m clapping for Olive’s talent routine, and the forced exuberance that came along with it. Still, that doesn’t take away from the message the film is touting – that of being a family and standing up for one another.

The cast veritably sparkles. Be it Kinnear with his guilt-tripping his daughter about ice-cream attitude, or Carell with his remarkable, restrained performance as the scholarly, depression prone uncle, they were all wonderful with believable personalities and quirks. Breslin as the only kid in there is astounding as a guileless child.

The film has it’s down-in-the-mouth moments and it’s laugh-out-loud moments. People have told me they found it a trifle sad – it is, but who’s life when examined that minutely doesn’t have it’s shares of ups-and-downs ? To turn that around and look at the latent humor instead is genius indeed.

Life is one big gag. And this film is quite the gem it’s touted to be.

Live free or die hard (Die hard 4.0)

Written By: amodini - Jul• 06•07

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I thoroughly enjoyed “Live free or die hard”. Almost as much or more than I have enjoyed the past 3 “Die Hard” films. It’s a bonafide entertainer, and these kind of bombastic entertainers have been slow to come this year. John McClane is back , older, wiser, we presume, but still the same dry wit, the sarcasm, the humor, those snappy one-liners, his never-say-die attitude, and that slopy, half-smile. McClane’s personality is what makes the whole thing tick. The attitude, the yippe-ki-yay. He’s got quirks, but you know he’s a good guy. After about 20 years since he first started (playing at McClane-land that it) Bruce Willis still has what it takes to turn a fairly entertaining film into a super block-buster. The film wouldn’t be what it is without him.

There isn’t much of a story. There’s the bad guys. And there’s McClane. What’s he going to do ? Especially when they kidnap his feisty daughter, who although thoroughly pissed at her Dad for spying on her, is sure Daddy’s going to come for his little girl.

So, the goons who are very hi-tech – bringing down basic infrastructure networks in the US with the help of hackers and such – wish to avail themselves of electronic information about large sums of money. McClane will oppose them because as he says “There’s no-one to do the job” as in “I don’t want to do it, but if no one else will, I will”. You can’t blame him, can ya ? He hasn’t gotten much for being on the right side of the law he tells us – a pat on the back, a divorce, a a kid who doesn’t want to be yours. So, he’ll groan in little asides, slump when he thinks no one’s looking, but he’s not down and he’s never out. Especially in this film. His older body takes bumps, bone-rattling falls, miscellaneous hard knocks, dodges bullets and snipers, and rebounds back, a tad slower but back nevertheless. That’s what makes him such a nice hero – he’s human, until he’s fighting – then he’s superhuman.

So, then he proceeds to blow up helicopters with cars – he’s run out of bullets, and aiming cars at helicopter is easy-peasy for someone like him; you just aim and let fly (don’t try this at home). He also dodges an F35 bomber with an 18 wheeler, and when the plane blows up the freeway the 18 wheeler is on, jumps from the truck to the plane instead. There is no intelligence in jumping on a plane which is going down (the pilot, brainy guy this one, has ejected). Yes, yes – this film has stunts and stunts galore. And though they defeat logic, they aren’t un-entertaining to watch. In fact I enjoyed them !

The villains in this film have their super-human nuances too. The head honcho, Thomas Gabriel (Timothy Olyphant), a hi-tech security consultant, who miffed at having been ignored when he alerted the government to threats to the country’s infrastructure, decides to nurse his ego and retrieve billions with one super-smart maneuver. Aiding and abetting him is Mai Lihn, a svelte and fighting-fit Maggie Q. While Olyphant’s character is cold and ruthless, Maggie’s character is un-killable. She’s hit and kicked and blown away by a truck at high speed, but she still jumps back on her feet, and manages a lethal kick or two, afterwards. A never-say-die attitude to match McClane’s.

On the good guy tally is Matt Farrell (Justin Long better known for the MAC-PC ads), who’s a hacker who’s un-knowingly written self-mutating code for Gabriel’s terroristic program. Eager to make amends he latches onto McClane, and while McClane handles the physical threats, this guy handles the mental.

If you’re a fan of the “Die Hard” films or of Bruce Willis, you’ll love this one. This isn’t subtle mind machination, and there isn’t too much talking. It’s non-stop action, all the way. And while it may not be brainy, and it is over-done, it makes for a very enjoyable pot-boiler. That said, I must also add, that this past weekend, Ratatouille – a cartoon film about a mouse who wants to cook beat “Live free or die hard” to the No.1 slot in the US.

Random Notes on a Friday

Written By: amodini - Jun• 29•07

Heard yesterday on TV “The nights are hard . . .” . This is from a person on the street in NYC. Not a homeless person, not a person who can’t afford a roof over his head. No, this guy is camping out, outside Apple Stores, as are many others to buy a new iPhone.

New age Nuttiness ? CNN calls them the “Faithful”.

Please to read, no. It’s hilarious and I think it can also be safely filed under my “Dumb things people do” tag.

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I’m at the doctor for allergies. She takes a look at my stuffed up nose, ears, and insides as well as she can. Then she writes me a prescription.

She : “Take one everyday”.

Me : “For the rest of my life ?”

She looks at me like I’m an oddity from outer space “Yes.”

I haven’t taken a single one.

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As I walk, my denim skirt whips around my legs and makes this cracking sound, with every stride. Much as I love it and the stretch denim – it’s super-comfortable, fits beautifully and makes me look about 10 pounds lighter, (this is where I love technology) the circumference of the skirt is way too small. I have to shorten my stride to walk in this without falling over – annoying. Are women supposed to walk in small strides ? What next – 6” inch heels which also contrive to prevent foot growth ?

Sweet

Written By: amodini - Jun• 24•07

This time with my relatives from India, my parents sent along this lovely box of Dhoda. Now Dhoda, if you’ve never had it, is like milk-cake but richer (if that’s possible). Sometimes I break away little pieces and warm them in the microwave, and warmed over, this little dhoda piece is sort of floating in desi ghee. I always tell my parents to not send sweets, but they never pay any attention. So, it’s like when the Dhoda arrived at home, and was duly unpacked and regarded (the smell is something, I tell you !) , I resolved to not eat it, not a tiny little piece, not at all.

As I sit here on the sofa chair, my feet up on the ottoman, the window half-way open and a gentle semi-hot breeze blowing directly on my face, and a little piece of dhoda on my plate – actually, on second thought, it’s not such a little piece, I contemplate the noise. The exhaust in the kitchen, and the bathroom is switched on, the clothes-dryer clanks away, the noise of the AC unit outside drifts in through the open window, and I’m thinking with this Dhoda on my plate, it should be quieter.

Pan’s Labyrinth

Written By: amodini - Jun• 22•07

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Pan’s Labyrinth mixes two vastly different story-lines to create one beautiful film. On one hand, we have the story of Ofelia, a young girl of about 9-10, who when faced with unpleasant reality, takes refuge in a mystical world of fauns and fairies, and on the other we have the story of the Spanish rebels who fight against fascism in the real world. Guillermo del Toro, the director, layers both these tracks so that they intermingle, and yet hold equal interest. And he does it so beautifully that not once does the flow of the film seem abrupt or jarring; rather all seems as it should.

Ofelia must accompany her pregnant mother on a long road journey to her step-father’s home. Her step-father, a cold and cruel fascist Captain Vidal, is fighting rebels hidden in the mountains, and welcomes Ofelia’s mother as a vessel for the all-important son she is about to bear (when she is ill, he tells the Doctor to save the baby first), and Ofelia as an unwanted necessity.

Ofelia, given to books, in entranced by a large insect which follows her around, and soon decides to follow it into a dark, gnarled-looking labyrinth. Here she meets Pan, a faun, who informs Ofelia that she is long-lost Princess Moanna, daughter of the King of the Underworld. To return to her rightful place as the immortal Princess, Ofelia must complete 3 tasks. In this Gothic labyrinth, Ofelia desperate for love and affection, readily agrees.

At base camp, where her step-father, and now she and her mother, are stationed, the fascists have infiltrated the camp with their spies. And amid all this, Ofelia’s mother is very sick with her pregnancy. Ofelia, distanced from her mother due to her illness, finds some comfort in kind Mercedes, a maid in her step-father’s camp. Very worried for her mother, Ofelia must nevertheless use her wits to attempt the tasks Pan has set for her.

Voyages into the fantastic, be they “fairy-tales” or sci-fi are always attractive. Pan’s Labyrinth is in part, a tale of another reality, a reality that we normal folk cannot hear or see, and is for Ofelia’s eyes and ears alone. The special effects – a tall faun who sits on his hind legs like a goat, and has a face which still manages to show emotion, and little flitting pixies (reminded me of Peter Pan and Wendy) are beautifully done, and if computer generated do not appear to be overly mechanized. The acting is excellent, each and every one of the characters superbly etched out and wrought.

While the film appears in part to be a fairy tale, what with it’s chirping fairies, and Gothic-looking faun, it is not one, at least not one for children. The film has scenes of very graphic violence, the most hard-to-watch being the ones in which Captain Vidal has his mouth slashed open with a knife, and then must sew it himself with needle and thread. It hurt to watch.

For all my skepticism about the Oscars and the Golden Globes and various film nominations, Pan’s Labyrinth is a winner. A tale which binds you so very completely, that time simply floats by ! Very rarely do such wondrous films come around. This is a must-watch.

Houseguest tales

Written By: amodini - Jun• 14•07

[amazon_link id=”B0020PKTAE” target=”_blank” container=”” container_class=”” ]THE Bitch in the house[/amazon_link]I’ve had guests from India in large numbers recently; I had mattresses down in every corner of the house. Kith-and-kin and friends of kith-and-kin. Living here for a while now, makes you aware of how high-maintenance desi guests are. The kind that I encounter at least .

Here, there are no servants. There is a maid service, but that’s like weekly. The rest is upto yours truly. Not only did I get told numerous times that we don’t do any work in India (I wanted to remind them that this was America), I was also reminded by some folks that they couldn’t eat meals unless accompanied by a salad. How I wish that people who have such culinary demands would stay in their own homes, where they would have access to large amounts of salad whenever they wished. I thought it; I didn’t speak it out loud. My saving grace (or one of them).

My philosophy on cooking is you cook it, and serve it, in large (and hopefully beautiful) serving dishes, with appropriate cutlery etc.. From the serving bowl toy one’s stomach is not my job. I don’t go around serving hot chappattis, or offering to refresh sabzis, when everyone else is perfectly able to do it by themselves. Really, I miss the bad-girl/housewife/bahu tag by just this much.

I know that in India you sort of carry food with you when you embark on journeys. Mostly because you don’t trust the food available at stations, or you think the water might be contaminated. Fair enough. But here, I have never actually packed food for anyone. And apparently that was the expectation. Logic fails me. There is no famine. Clean food is available in plenty, in airports, in restaurants, everywhere ! Why would you expend labor on something so easily available ?

Apart from the cooking/chauffeuring I recently discovered that someone had changed my Internet Explorer settings, so now they all pointed to various India pages, and downloaded a bunch of software on my PC. Not that I would have refused but asking wouldn’t have hurt.

I am reminded of an excellent essay by Chitra Divakaruni in the book “The bitch in the house”. It’s a collection of 26 essays, and Divakaruni’s is about “Houseguest Hell”.

Koffee with Karan : All Gere’d up

Written By: amodini - May• 23•07

After the Shipa-Gere hullaballoo, Richard Gere seemed a natural choice to come on Koffee with Karan. He appeared much the same as he did in “Pretty Woman”, maybe frailer and with glasses. Charm flowed in a direct stream from Gere to me, the viewer, the TV screen and the thousands of miles being not a problem. Very suave, talks the talk and seems to mean it. When they defined charisma, they must have had him in mind !

Gere seems very disarming and youthful – the glasses add some age, but other than that he looked like a leading man. To guess at his age, one had to look at the skin on his neck which seemed wrinkled and belied his youthful manner. Karan was his usual – piercing and looking out for that slip-of-the-tongue moment, at one point reminding Gere that his answers on the rapid-fire were not very hamper friendly. Gere, on his part, once he’d received the hamper, took a formal bow, thanked Karan and everyone including his Mom and Dad for the great hamper honor. Come to think of it, it would have seemed odd had any other male anchor had a “hamper” thing on his talk show, but on Johar’s show it seems just right.

Politically correct answers were the order of the day. Gere loved Bollywood, women and the acting community the world over -felt that they were all brothers and sisters, they had a connection. He spoke approvingly of Salman, and Shahrukh and others in supporting AIDS awareness in India. He admitted to not having watched many Hindi movies. “Have you seen Lagaan – the film that everyone has seen ?”, asks Johar. Unfortunately no. Gere thought that all Bollywood actors (or at least all the famous ones that he was familiar with) had it in them to make it in Hollywood – and he likened Amitabh Bachchan to King Lear !

It was interesting to hear Gere’s views because they brought cultural differences vis-à-vis Bollywood/Hollywood to the fore. About differences in Mumbai and LA, he felt that they lived normal lives in Hollywood – he (Gere) could walk down the street in New York, and SRK couldn’t do that in Mumbai. There was also talk which hinted at the culture of social work in the US – a tradition Gere called it, “a responsibilty that we all have whether we are movie stars or technicians”. There isn’t such a tradition in India, but given time, hopefully it will develop.

Spiderman 3

Written By: amodini - May• 21•07

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In which Spidey gets an attitude. A bad one. Well, not really. I mean, Spiderman is a good, humble, kind-hearted sort of guy. So, how can he go bad ? In this film, via a mutant life form, crashing into earth on a small meteorite. The parasitic life form crawls off the meteorite and crawls on to Spiderman’s little moped. And then onto Spiderman’s suit, turning it black in color. And enhancing Peter Parker’s latent aggressive qualities.

Thus we see Peter Parker walking down the street, a swagger in his step, a jingle on his lips, straight into a clothiers, from which he comes attired in a snazzy black suit, leading his date (not MJ) into a restaurant where MJ is waitressing and flauting her in MJ’s face.

But then Spidey is Spidey, and you know that at some point he will realize that it is this blackened Spidey Suit which is making him very self-centered in life, and thus he will discard it and become his good, wholesome self again. Problems occur when the discarded mutant life form walks off and finds another host . . .

The concept of Super-heroes succeeds so well, because in our heart of hearts we look upto people who can be better than themselves. On top of that if you imbue a Super-hero with problems – no parents, dicey finances, few luxuries – a very small apartment, with a door that jams to boot, we warm to him as to no other.

I remember as a little kid waiting for the half-hour Sunday morning installment of the Spiderman cartoon. Then, we had a black and white TV which stood on it’s own 4, spindly legs, and had shutters which closed on the TV screen, when not in use. I’d call it a monstrosity in comparison to the sleek, flat LCD TVs of today, except that being the first television I laid my eyes on, and the fact that I saw most of my early shows on this box in the living room, it has claim to an enduring affection, and a special place in my heart.

Then color TVs had just begun to come in, and the aunty in the apartment above ours had just gotten one. It had been quite a novelty. As one of my mother’s friends put it “We watch Krishi Darshan (for want of a better program) in color now. It’s all so green and beautiful”. “Krishi Darshan” for those of you who don’t remember, was Doordarshan’s program on agriculture. Then, upon special request we had permission to trot up to said Aunty’s apartment on Sunday mornings and watch Spiderman in color. What an experience ! Spiderman all red and blue was a better and stronger Spiderman – no doubt about it.

Now, color of course is old hat. Technology is bleeding edge. Now, as I watch Spiderman 3 in a theater equipped with the latest surround sound audio, and the stunts on the screen are amazingly cutting edge, some things still haven’t changed. Spiderman hasn’t aged, he still remains nice guy Peter Parker, and good old-fashioned Spidey webbing still wins against the blackest of villains.