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The Lakehouse

Written By: amodini - Jan• 24•07

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There’s a tune stuck in my head. You know how that happens, don’t you ? You hear it on and off, sometimes louder, sometimes toned down but it’s under your skin, it’s everywhere. It transports well, from the house to the car, from the car to the outside world. And it has a negligible footprint. Yet how you notice it.

It’s “This has not happened” by Paul McCartney and is featured in the film “The Lake House”. Might as well blog about it while I’m in raptures over it. You know before the tune slips from my head and God knows what other crap takes it’s place.

I saw “The Lake House” a couple of weekends back and loved it. One of the most romantic films I’ve ever seen. Slow and easy. And the soundtrack is haunting. Melancholy in places but haunting allright. . As it is, am a major sucker for Time Travel books and films. Add to that Sandra Bullock, Keanu Reeves and a nifty little romantic yarn, and you have a delectable film.

Although TLH is not strictly Time Travel, it’s more transcending space and time to find true love (I can spew mushy drivel if I want too, oh yes, I can). But I do believe the rules of time travel apply, ie; you’d better not travel back in time and mess with the future or else bad things will happen etc. Which is probably what the critics of TLH are getting at – the logical faults in the theory of Time Travel as shown in the film. Now, Time travel is as of now theory only, I read it in books
and watch films based on it, so I say Get over it ! It’s used here to support the romance (no details on how this time transcendence happens) so chuck the details, and enjoy the film.

This film has also been roundly criticised by CNN. But I am apt to disregard CNN; they find a lot of films below par – it’s like the reviewers suffer from a case of imagined sense of intellect.

Shahrukh and the new KBC

Written By: amodini - Jan• 23•07

kbc I don’t expect Amitabh to be dancing on television. Shahrukh looks natural doing it. Kaun Banega Crorepati 2007 opened with a snazzy, Karan Johar-esque music video. I mean it really was a full song, and was pretty slickly done, although I could have done without the women in short-shorts in a program airing at prime-time. Lots of jiving, moving, grooving, with an assorted cast of shapely dancers. Plus they were some interesting questions thrown in, like : “Why is a doctor’s work called “practice” ? and the famous Rupa banian joke. The whole thing hinged around the “Bas ek sawal” theme. Nicely done, it made the whole tame quiz game into a stylish spectacle.

The show itself hasn’t changed that much. There is of course SRK, instead of Bachhan. The computers have changed from Lenovo, to Compaq (SRK is the brand ambassador). Now, the host doesn’t “lock” the answers, he “freezes” them. Same thing, different words. The game remains the same, with the same music and lifelines.

As far as Shahrukh is concerned, he doesn’t figure in my choice of great actors. But he sure looks like an affable guy. And he exudes charm. And charisma. From every pore. You’d think that would be enough to make him fill Big B’s shoes adequately. But no, SRK tries harder. He wants the contestants to hug him, instead of saying they quit. He wants to give shoulder massages, and I’m thinking will he volunteer to give shoulder massages to female contestants too ? I’m wincing a little as he hops down from his tall stool to give the contestant a hug, asking the contestant to remain seated. So the contestant is sitting and the hug is awkward. And then he wants to have a go at every local bhasha the contestant speaks.

Yes, he even butchers the languages charmingly, with an earnestness that’s got me on his side whether I like the show or not. But what I’d like him to do, is to tone down the appeasement a bit. We like him as is. No need to put on a persona. No need to make obsequious attempts at humoring the contestants – I’m betting most of the audience are glad to even share the room with SRK himself. No need to hold the hug a tad longer than needed.

SRK cannot be Amitabh and I doubt that Amitabh could ever be SRK. The audience appreciates differences. Where Amitabh was held in awe, SRK, considerably younger and Don-ish, is more of a regular guy. When Amitabh appeased the audience in his semi-shudh Hindi, we listened on, accepting it from an Allahbadi son of Harivansh Rai Bachchan. When SRK professes the same piety I am a little nonplussed; where is it coming from ?

I do expect that the initial nervousness (and he was a little anxious) will die down with subsequent episodes, and we’ll see the natural SRK in his element soon. So, although I did like the first installment, I think it’ll get better. SRK will do better being himself. He’s energetic, vibrant, and would be a lot more fun spontaneous. At some point, if he continues the cherubic charade I can see the audience and SRK himself pretty tired of receiving and giving hugs. Best to stick to Shahrukh-isms, Shahrukh, and a little stuttering, a la K-K-K-K-Kaun banega crorepati, wouldn’t hurt either.

When I cry

Written By: amodini - Jan• 12•07

squidward My kids are singing this song. And I’m singing it with them – we sort of get all high-pitchy and operatic when we get to the “when I cry” part. The song is from one of the SpongeBob episodes, and Squidward sings it.

When my tearducts get issue,
I can’t use just any tissue.
I need four-ply,
Four-Ply,
Four-Ply,
When I cry!
Hoo-ah!

I know, I know, its hilarious.
And yeah, if only.

New Year Resolutions

Written By: amodini - Jan• 11•07

My Resolutions for 2006 :

1. Attend EVERY work-out class that I’m signed up for : It’s not that hard, see ? Make a mental reminder to leave whatever I’m doing atleast 30 minutes prior to class. Keep handbag, and keys nearby. At appropriate time, stand up, put one foot before the other. Easy does it. And walk out of door. Winter, hot tea, and good books make this a very difficult task – but think of them as tools of the devil. Focus instead of the benficial effects it will have on the now convex tummy. Imagine it concave. Plus not attending classes which I’m paying through the nose for is not just stupidity it’s total numbskull-ness (is that a word ?).

2. Blog about books with their exceptional/funny excerpts. Put the excerpt in the blog. You may or may not remember it later.

NOIDA : Twiddling our thumbs

Written By: amodini - Jan• 04•07

Last night watched Star News give wearisome details on the forensic lab in Gandhinagar which will conduct the narco-analysis. All this harping on analysis, and very little on investigation. I’m guessing that the authorities are content to sit on their bums, and twiddle their thumbs while the week-long analysis is going on.

Whatever happened to good old detective work ? What IS the police doing now ? Why no further details on who-what-where ? Because this racket was not just conjured by the said twosome. There have got be more people involved. The accused must have talked to people, met others. He must have associates, friends, acquaintances, phone records. Someone must have seen something.

Such trust in forensic procedures which cannot even be admitted as evidence in court !

Meanwhile the entertaining Yadav brothers regale us with platitudes such as this (from NDTV):

“Such incidents happen in every state, but in this case we were able to expose it,” said Yadav who is the brother of Chief Minister Mulayam Singh Yadav.

Such magnificence ! Let’s get credit for even exposing this crime, no matter that we do nothing to prevent it now or in the future.

And this (from NewKerala):

“Such small incidents keep happening,” Yadav told reporters after visiting Nithari village to distribute additional compensation of Rs three lakh each to the parents of the victims.

The Shame of India ?

Written By: amodini - Jan• 03•07

All I hear on desi TV is about the Noida killings. On the phone with family, everyone asks if we’ve heard of the heinous matter. Yes, we have. Again and again, publicised on TV as the “Shame of India”. Really ? And is that all ?

This really turns me into the Cynic-of-all-time. Why is everyone so surprised that something like this has happened ? Why is everyone so “shocked” to know (this time forcefully) that the Indian poor might as well be invisible as far as rights (human or legal) are concerned ? Didn’t we already know this fact ? NDTV conducted a poll asking people to air their views on whether justice was dependent on your financial status. Well, DUH ! Was there a need of a poll ? Is it not already amply clear ?

Why the horror, the shock and awe now ? Why no horror when one sees little kids begging ? Why no horror that at the same market where you see a group of small children wallow in filth picking through the overflowing trash heap, you see a cavalcade of cars hurrying away some minister in absolute luxury ? Why no horror when comfortably ensconsed in one’s AC car, you look out and see a raggedly clothed kid, wiping the car’s windshield at a red light ? We know, you and I, that if someone abused or killed this raggedly clothed kid, no one would give a shit.

The “shame” is everywhere. It’s in that moment when I buy my kid’s ice-cream from the ice-cream vendor at the neighborhood park and a little group of urchins gather to eye the ice-cream, because God knows if they have even had any food, let alone ice-cream, yet. It’s in that moment when at a traffic light, a boy as old as my kid’s comes up to try and sell little toys thorugh the window. He’s barefoot, dressed in tatters, and running around amid traffic trying to drum up some business. If he’s crushed by some oncoming car, do you think anyone will mourn ?It’s in my mother’s voice, thin and faint and broken over the phone, when she tells me of her visit to a kid’s school, a school for the very poor kids. She tells me that she has changed her mind to gift them pencil boxes and frivolities for Diwali and will instead take them a full meal, because she saw what they had for lunch. “Sukhi roti” she says, no sabzi, not even a little achaar, or onion, nothing else.

The shame is in seeing kid’s defeacating in the open drain of a little street, because they have no fit toilet to use, and then remembering all those inane emails I get about India’s achivements.

It IS shameful that while poor kid’s are considered dispensable the entire state machine is churned up when a “rich” kid is kidnapped. However the real shame is in the fact that we are surrounded by atrocities everyday, atrocities which we are inured too, and we don’t even squirm at their mention. We have withing us the knowledge that the law doen’t work for the poor. They are largely ignored, batted away. The rich have always had it good. The poor have always had it bad. Nothing new there. The Noida episode might just be the tip of the iceberg. Kid’s and women are trafficked, sold, live and work in places unfit for animals. However either it is under-reported or relegated to the back pages of the newspaper, or that we don’t care for the horrors of the poor around us, that we bat not an eyelid.

So, why the pretense now ?

Top 3 Comedy Shows

Written By: amodini - Dec• 24•06

It’s the end of the year. Imagine that – a whole year went by and it feels like we were just celebrating the end of 2005 ! And since I’m in the let’s-review-the-year mood (see my Top 5 films of 2006), here are the Top 3 hindi comedy shows on TV :

1. Naya Office Office : This is on Star One, and stars Pankaj Kapoor as harassed, common man Mussadi (the last name varies episode by episode). Mussadi battles various sarkari karamcharis (government employees) at get telephone connections, water connections, insurance, or driving licences and many more “public services”, and deals with unscrupulous government officers demanding bribes, samosas, sarees, movie tickets etc. The main protagnist remains Mussadi in all of the episodes, although his name, occupation and character changes. Similarly the “sarkari karamcharis” are named the same and played by the same characters in every episode, and their traits even remain similar, however they are placed in different offices each time. Like Ushaji likes having people cut her vegetables while she reviews their applications, or like Bhatia who wants samosas, or like Pandey who wants to be called Pandeyji. This beautifully scripted show is bolstered by great acting, and strong social issues and messages hidden behind the humorous facade. Watch it here.

2. The Great Indian Comedy Show : Also on Star One, this is an Indian “Saturday Night Live” hosted by a couple of people like Ranvir Shourie , Vinay Pathak (both Ranvir and Vinay starred in Khosla ka ghosla), Tarana Raja, Suresh Menon and folks who debuted on the “Great Indian Laughter Challenge”. You can see excerpts on Youtube here.

3. Chhupa Rustom : This is a reality based show, on NDTV. Remember MTV’s “Bakra” ? A lot like that, but better. The cast of CR design awkward and very funny public appearances and the unwary public reacts. Quite interesting. Where “Bakra” targeted the common man unfairly (I thought), CR targets the very same people fairly. I’m not sure if that makes sense; you’ll have to watch to find out.

12 days of an Indian Christmas

Written By: amodini - Dec• 20•06

At Youtube, a hilarious desi take on Christmas :

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Incredible India and the tourist

Written By: amodini - Dec• 08•06

I am not too gung-ho about make-over programs but some of them I do like (like TLC’s “What not to wear”). There is also “10 years younger” which I’m not much into because the anchor of the show (who’s a young man) is pretty cruel, when he is pretending to be sympathetic. I know nicey-nice doen’t make the ratings go up, but really we are human, so let’s try and be kind even when verbally shredding someone’s look. Except ofcourse when you’re doing movie reviews (like me) and then you can shred to your heart’s content.

Anyway, “10 years younger” is on one day, because it followed “What not to wear” and I am too lazy to switch off the TV (the remote’s too far away – it’s actually on top of the TV – such intelligence !). And I’m not really looking, just subliminally hearing, because I’m working on the laptop (Wireless networking really is one of the wonders of the modern world !). But I hear the word “India” and my ears perk up. And then I pay attention.

What’s happenening is that in the program, they’re doing 24-hour makeovers on random people off the street, and trying to make them look 10 years younger than they actually are (that’s the theme of the show). So, the anchor (this nasty man I was talking about) is roaming around looking for people who need “help”, and he comes across this young woman. She’s dressed in very loose capris, a tank-top and flip-flops on her feet, and kind of looks gaunt and tired. So he stops her and guesses her age. Apparently he’s a mile off because she gasps – she’s much younger. She also agrees to be “made over”.

Well. in the initial interview part, he looks at her earlier photos (where she’s much prettier) and asks her why she’s let herself go, so to speak. And she says, I went to India and got really, really sick – like for a month. With malaria. The anchor screws up his nose. They don’t say anything but you can tell what they are thinking. Then he asks her how she got it – did she eat something that make her sick? To this her reply is, that she thinks pretty much everything she ate in India, probably made her sick.

OK, I can sort of undeestand how she feels – how would I feel if I went on a vacation to another country and there got sick really badly ? Not too warmly, I’m sure. But to see a picture of India baldly painted on TV, as a veritable hell-hole where esoteric diseases like malaria still lurk, is not pleasant. And really what can you say ?

Americans probably only confront diseases like malaria and the plague when they travel abroad. And India does have poor hygeine, and heallth conditions. There’s dirt, and grime and poverty. But we accept this, because we have become inured to it. But for a tourist who comes to India, with visions of seeing incredible India, poverty, lack of infrastructure and general filth are very big issues ( you have to talk to some of them to find out).

For the tourist trade, all those “Incredible India” ads on TV are nullified by word-of-mouth, or word-of-mouth-on-national-television testimonials by people who’ve been to India. Then, all the “incredibleness”, and India is incredible – it is indeed beautiful, and colorful and wonderful to see, doesn’t help.

Casino Royale

Written By: amodini - Nov• 29•06

Much has been said about the new Bond. And all they say is true. Really, here’s a Bond I actually like. In Casino Royale Daniel Craig essays the part almost to perfection. Lots of muscle, great physical fitness, and apparently a sharp mind to go with that (how else do you dare challenge a master poker player ?) . While he does look more German than British (to me), he does “look” like Bond – a blond, blue-eyed Bond who could conquer the evil guys in an instant and you’d believe it. The guy makes Pierce Brosnan, whom I didn’t like much anyway, seem like a weakling.

This is the newer version of Ian Fleming’s first novel, and was touted as the “back-to-basics” sleuth film. However Martin Campbell ensures modernity with adrenaline charged chases, new gadgets, and a take-along-defibrillator which wakes up Bond from the dead. Bond apparently in this film has just made “00” status, and when, while catching a bomb-maker he breaks into the Nambutu embassy and is filmed on camera, turns persona non grata with M (Judi Dench). Of course Bond being Bond won’t cease and desist in his fight against terrorism. Thus he lands up in the Bahamas following Le Chiffre (Mads Mikkelsen) – who’s a banker-of-sorts for terrorists. Her Majesty’s government helps with information and money when Bond decides to get embroiled in a high stakes poker game. And sends beautiful accountant Vesper Lynd (Eva Green) to help.

Unlike previous Bonds who had 10-12 women dangling from their arms (new women in every film), this one actually falls in love with Vesper, and they promise undying love to each other. This Bond thus is portrayed as having a softer side, almost human I’d say. He’s very pragmatic about his job – he kills because he has to, and has no qualms about reducing head count in large numbers. But he also has a sense of humor, a beguiling smile, and a razor-sharp wit. I really did believe him to be a nice guy. But then of course we must prove it, and so we have the token “nice guy” scene – I thought this was too overt, where Bond must lend a strong shoulder for the shaken Vesper (she’s just witnessed Bond kill several men) to weep on.

Daniel Craig in the film seemed so familiar. It occurred to me later where I’d seen him – in “Munich” where he plays Steve, a member of Eric Bana’s killing team. But let me say that as Bond, he exudes charisma so much so, that where in Munich he played second fiddle to Bana and it seemed fitting, in “Casino Royale” you have eyes for him and him only.

Eva Green is beautiful, even in Goth makeup. She seemed very like Diya Mirza to me. Acting wise I’d say she’s OK and suits the role. The other actors in the film were good too. The story moves fast, slowing down just a bit with the poker mind-games. And with no special effects to bolster it, does rather well for itself. This is plain fist to head action, very earthy and very riveting. The characters are adequately developed – as developed as they could be. Of course with a Bond film, there is the issue of how realistic it can get. I mean it is a Bond film – Bond who is a fictional character, so you forgive it some trespasses. Like who actually has whole conversations in smart repartees ? I know, I know the “Gilmore Girls” for one, but who else?

Me, I’m no Bond film fanatic. But if Craig is Bond, I keenly await all of them.